Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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