Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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