U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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