This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
