I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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