plz talk dirty to me
youre lurking in front of me
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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