Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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