She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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