I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Actions speak louder than pants.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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