i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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