capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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