Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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