Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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