My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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