I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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