I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I have post one night stand depression
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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