But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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