Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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