I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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