I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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