is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
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Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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