I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Your cock deserves a montage
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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