around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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