plz talk dirty to me
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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