My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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