You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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