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you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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