Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I pour the whiskey from now on
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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