Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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