he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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