people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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