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So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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