Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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