Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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