It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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