Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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