I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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