In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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