I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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