I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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