You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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