would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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