Tell her she can't have a vagina
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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