I looked at my own cervix.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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