you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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