But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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