Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
