I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
its liver damage thursday
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