if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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