watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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