We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my being single is dangerous.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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