Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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