I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
how drunk are you?
Several
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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