something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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