Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
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I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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