i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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